Letters of Note: I Like Words

Source: Letters of Note

When copywriter Robert Pirosh landed in Hollywood in 1934, eager to become a screenwriter, he wrote and sent the following letter to all the directors, producers, and studio executives he could think of. The approach worked, and after securing three interviews he took a job as a junior writer with MGM.

Pirosh went on to write for the Marx Brothers, and in 1949 won an Academy Award for his Battleground script.

(Source: Dear Wit.)

Dear Sir:

I like words. I like fat buttery words, such as ooze, turpitude, glutinous, toady. I like solemn, angular, creaky words, such as straitlaced, cantankerous, pecunious, valedictory. I like spurious, black-is-white words, such as mortician, liquidate, tonsorial, demi-monde. I like suave “V” words, such as Svengali, svelte, bravura, verve. I like crunchy, brittle, crackly words, such as splinter, grapple, jostle, crusty. I like sullen, crabbed, scowling words, such as skulk, glower, scabby, churl. I like Oh-Heavens, my-gracious, land’s-sake words, such as tricksy, tucker, genteel, horrid. I like elegant, flowery words, such as estivate, peregrinate, elysium, halcyon. I like wormy, squirmy, mealy words, such as crawl, blubber, squeal, drip. I like sniggly, chuckling words, such as cowlick, gurgle, bubble and burp.

I like the word screenwriter better than copywriter, so I decided to quit my job in a New York advertising agency and try my luck in Hollywood, but before taking the plunge I went to Europe for a year of study, contemplation and horsing around.

I have just returned and I still like words.

May I have a few with you?

Robert Pirosh
385 Madison Avenue
Room 610
New York
Eldorado 5-6024

(Almost) Crime and punishment to read “Crime and Punishment”

For a book that gets such rave reviews, I am not raving yet. Who exactly decided that Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s Crime and Punishment should be a classic? Huge error in judgment in my opinion, but what do I know? I spend 40% of my time online looking at pictures of puppies… so yea, not really one to judge.
But I really, honestly, cannot for the life of me get through this book. CANNOT. It’s been weeks and I’m at a pitiful 26% of completion. For some reason I assumed that Crime and Punishment would be similar to Lolita, swapping pedophilia for murder. I didn’t think I was going to enjoy reading a book centered on pedophilia, and I was wrong; I was hoping to be wrong again about murder.
So far, to my immense disappointment, being inside the head of a murderer has not been quite as enjoyable as I would have hoped. In fact, it’s been downright creepy and disturbing, and has sent me running at full speed into the arms of feel-good favorites, Like Water for Chocolate, 84, Charing Cross Road and Tuesdays with Morrie. Perhaps I will take this as a sign of my sanity and likely low-scoring murder-tendency behavior.

Another successful day at the SFPL’s Spring Book Sale at Fort Mason! Couldn’t have asked for a more perfect day.
(Ender’s Game, you are mine.)

Another successful day at the SFPL’s Spring Book Sale at Fort Mason! Couldn’t have asked for a more perfect day.

(Ender’s Game, you are mine.)

“Bitches in Bookshops” (based on Jay-z and Kanye West’s “N*ggas in Paris”)

“Read so hard libraries tryin’ to find me.”


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When your favorite book series ends

From my favorite new website

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Review: 1Q84

I think my last post made it pretty clear that I was not a fan of Haruki Murakami’s 1Q84. Actually, “not a fan” would be an understatement, I’d say “flat out disliked” would be more accurate.

I approached reading 1Q84 in much the same way I approach exercising before an upcoming beach vacation. I dreaded it every day, constantly questioned whether the results were worth the pain, and instead of marking my progress, I counted down till the finish. The only difference? Finishing 1Q84 didn’t make me any skinnier.

The most frustrating part about 1Q84 was that it was so extremely long and drawn-out. Those 944 pages could have easily been cut in half, maybe even more. And can someone please address the excessive number of sexual fantasy occurrences? Oh yea, that one, hot steamy night of lesbian experimentation? Cool, I got it the first time, no need to remind me of it every 50 pages. And oh yea, Tengo’s first erection? Didn’t need to know that the consistency was “somewhat thicker than urine.” DID NOT. And really, is it okay that Murakami rambled on for nearly a thousand pages without explaining anything at the end of the novel? Where were his editors?!

If 1Q84 were a movie, I’d ask for my money back.

Tuesday Haiku

1Q84

Six weeks of my life wasted

Need Russian lit, stat


This morning I couldn’t wait to download Crime and Punishment to read on my way to work. What is it about Russian literature that is so enchanting, I’m not entirely sure. All I know is that, as of yesterday, I’m not reading 1Q84 anymore, and that is BIG. Good bye religious cults, good bye “ambiguous congress” with underage girls, and good bye excessive lesbian fantasies (freak alert, Murakami). Hello poverty and murder, how are you?

Flavorwire: The 20 Most Beautiful Bookstores in the World

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Shakespeare & Company, Paris, France

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Selexyz Bookstore, Maastricht, Holland

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Librería El Ateneo Grand Splendid, Buenos Aires, Argentina

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Livraria da Vila, Sao Paulo, Brazil


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Cook & Book, Brussels, Belgium

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Corso Como Bookshop, Milan, Italy


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Plural Bookshop, Bratislava, Slovakia

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The Last Bookstore, Los Angeles, CA

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The Bookàbar Bookshop, Rome, Italy

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The American Book Center, Amsterdam, the Netherlands

Source: Flavorwire

Runway DIY: Book Clutch

So sweet, but I could never take an exacto knife to my copy of Pride and Prejudice

(Thanks Em for the forward!)

Source: http://runwaydiy.com/2012/02/02/diy-book-clutch/

"You have been the last dream of my soul."

— Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (via wingsforlashes)

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Yeats, my love

Ever since I read my first Yeats poem last year, I was in love. Completely smitten. I wanted to marry that poem. Have its babies. Wash and folds its laundry. Which is why I thought it was such a great idea (at the time) to buy a book of Yeats’ collected poems. Why have one when you can have all 382? Yes, my thoughts exactly. 

Except when the book came, I wanted nothing to do with it. What was I thinking? I’m no polygamist, one is enough! And so, the months passed by and Yeats’ solemn face (see below) collected dust on my desk, and I did nothing about it but avoid his penetrating stare. I made a few halfhearted and futile attempts to leaf through some of the pages, but all to no avail. You see, poetry isn’t something that you can read in between commercial breaks after lowering the volume on the TV a couple notches. No one pulls out a book of poems when they arrive at a restaurant 5 minutes early. No one thinks, “Man, this book of poems will be perfect during my loud and noisy morning commute.” Poetry requires thought, concentration, and (at least for me), it requires you to read it aloud. 

Fast forward to December 2011 as I was thinking about my resolutions for the upcoming year. I decided that it was time to get serious about Yeats - a poem a day, totally doable, right?

Friends, Romans, countrymen (it’s a curse, I can’t help myself) - it’s nearing March 2012, and while I can’t say that I’ve literally read a Yeats poem each and everyday, I’ve made significant headway and most importantly, I haven’t been a complete failure. 382, watch out, I’m coming for you.

Some of my favorite poems thus far:

28. When You are Old

When you are old and gray and full of sleep,

And nodding by the fire, take down this book,

And slowly read, and dream of the soft look

Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;

How many loved your moments of glad grace,

And loved your beauty with love false or true,

But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,

And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

And bending down beside the glowing bars,

Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled

And paced upon the mountains overhead

And hid his face among a crowd of stars.

76. The Fiddler of Dooney

When I play on my fiddle in Dooney.

Folk dance like a wave of the sea;

My cousin is priest in Kilvarnet,

My brother in Mocharabuiee.

I passed my brother and cousin:

They read in their books of prayer;

I read in my book of songs

I bought at the Sligo fair.

When we come at the end of time

To Peter sitting in state,

He will smile on the three old spirits,

But call me first through the gate;

For the good are always the merry,

Save by an evil chance,

And the merry love the fiddle,

And the merry love to dance:

And when the folk there spy me,

They will all come up to me,

With ‘Here is the fiddler of Dooney!’

And dance like a wave of the sea.

48. The Song of Wandering Aengus

I WENT out to the hazel wood, 

Because a fire was in my head, 

And cut and peeled a hazel wand,           

And hooked a berry to a thread;              

And when white moths were on the wing,                   5

And moth-like stars were flickering out,               

I dropped the berry in a stream

And caught a little silver trout.  

When I had laid it on the floor   

I went to blow the fire a-flame,   10

But something rustled on the floor,        

And someone called me by my name:   

It had become a glimmering girl

With apple blossom in her hair  

Who called me by my name and ran          15

And faded through the brightening air. 

Though I am old with wandering              

Through hollow lands and hilly lands,     

I will find out where she has gone,          

And kiss her lips and take her hands;        20

And walk among long dappled grass,     

And pluck till time and times are done, 

The silver apples of the moon,  

The golden apples of the sun.

travors:

Reading lamp (Via designboom)

travors:

Reading lamp (Via designboom)

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Craving this Book Table…

Meet the Designer: An SF Architect’s Approach to Book Shelves

By Dara Kerr / 01/16/12 at 5:00 am

Instead of a coffee table book, what about a book coffee table? Bay Area architect, artist and fabricator Lisa Finster is now custom creating what she calls the “Book Table.” She takes people’s favorite and different sized books and precisely fits them between panels of poplar—much like putting together pieces of a jigsaw puzzle.

“I love incorporating things into my work that have significance to me – it’s like I am building a home for something I love while giving it a reason to live on display, or to become something useful,” Finster says. “For me, the book table is like a functional memory capsule – it is a table made complete by a series of books from a formative time in my life.”

WSJ: E-Book Readers Face Sticker Shock

By JEFFREY A. TRACHTENBERG

DECEMBER 15, 2011

Cheap new e-readers are expected to be one of the hottest gifts this holiday season. But new owners of Kindles and Nooks may be in for sticker shock on Christmas morning: The price gap between the print and e-versions of some top sellers has now narrowed to within a few dollars—and in some cases, e-books are more expensive than their printed equivalents.

When Amazon.com Inc. introduced its first Kindle e-reader back in November 2007, the $9.99 digital best seller was a key selling point. Today, the price of a Kindle has plummeted to under $100—from $399 back then. But e-book prices for some popular titles have soared.

Take Ken Follett’s massive novel “Fall of Giants,” for example, which costs $18.99 as an e-book. On Wednesday it was selling for $16.50 as a paperback on Amazon.

Higher prices for many e-book best-sellers may hurt sales, which have skyrocketed over the past three years.

The digital price increases are the result of a decision by the six biggest publishers to set their own consumer e-book prices, a move that effectively bars retailers from discounting their e-books without permission. No such agreement exists for printed books—where retailers are free to set their own prices. So while a best-selling e-book price is often less than half of the hardcover price, heavy discounting of the print version closes the gap.

Industry executives say this new state of affairs may already be hurting e-book sales, which have skyrocketed over the past three years and are today 15% to 20% or more of major publishers’ revenue.

“Some people who see $12.99 and $14.99 for e-books may find those prices a little expensive,” says Scott Waxman, a literary agent and digital-books publisher.

For best-selling authors like James Patterson, “people may feel that if they aren’t getting a bargain, at least they are getting convenience and portability,” Mr. Waxman says. But he’s less convinced people will shell out for lesser-known writers.

The price gap between the print and e-versions of some top selling books has now narrowed to within a few dollars-and in some cases, e-books are more expensive than their printed equivalents. Jeffrey Trachtenberg has details on Lunch Break.

Mark Weaver, a New Yorker who owns an iPad 2 and used to have a Kindle, says he is “definitely buying fewer” e-books because of higher prices. “It’s hard to justify the purchase of e-books that are priced at $10 to $15 when you can buy the real book on Amazon used for $2 or $3,” he says.

Experts say higher prices could cause some digital consumers to turn to piracy sites. “We don’t have data that directly correlates higher e-book prices to higher rates of piracy, but the piracy rate per title has grown exponentially over the last 12 months,” says Matt Robinson, president of Attributor Inc., a leading antipiracy provider to the book industry.

To be sure, most e-books are still cheap. Yankee Group, a Boston-based research firm, says that the average price of a consumer digital book has fallen to $8.19 this year from $9.23 in 2009. Lagardère SCA’s Hachette Book Group says that 83% of its digital titles are priced at $9.99 or below.

But for many of the country’s most popular titles, consumers are paying more.

Laura Hillenbrand’s nonfiction adventure tale “Unbroken” sells for $12.99 in digital form but $13.98 in hardcover on Amazon. Walter Isaacson’s best-selling biography of Steve Jobs retails for $14.99 in e-book version, compared with the $17.49 hardcover available at Amazon and online at Wal-Mart Stores Inc.

It was Mr. Jobs himself who wanted to level the playing field for e-book pricing. Early last year, as Mr. Jobs, then CEO of Apple Inc., planned for the launch of the iPad, the company wanted to start an e-book store so that iPad owners didn’t have to rely on Amazon’s Kindle store to buy e-books.

But Apple didn’t want to have to compete with Amazon’s discounted prices. Under Mr. Jobs’s direction, Apple persuaded five of the biggest publishers to abandon the wholesale model, by which retailers were free to discount the recommended retail price. Under the new pricing arrangement, publishers set the price of e-books.

In March, Random House Inc., a unit of Bertelsmann AG and the country’s largest consumer book publisher, joined its five large rivals in adopting the no-discounting digital pricing model.

The Justice Department confirmed last week that it was investigating whether there was improper collusion between the publishers and Apple to prevent discounting. Publishers last week either disagreed with the allegations, said they were cooperating with regulators or declined to comment. Random House said it isn’t part of the probe and otherwise declined to comment. Apple declined to comment at the time.

Ironically, though, publishers make less money with the arrangement. The six publishers which use this model today include Random House; Hachette; Macmillan, a unit of Germany’s Verlagsgruppe Georg von Holtzbrinck GmbH; Simon & Schuster Inc., a unit of CBS Corp.; Pearson PLC’s Penguin Group; and HarperCollins Publishers, a unit of News Corp., which also owns The Wall Street Journal.

Under the old book arrangement, major publishers charged the same wholesale price for e-books as they received for hardcovers. For a new novel priced at $25, for example, they received $12.50 for the e-book and $12.50 for the hardcover. When Amazon.com discounted the e-book at $9.99, Amazon took the loss.

But under the new pricing model, a $25 hardcover is often priced at $12.99 for the e-book. And because publishers receive 70% of the e-book retail price—while retailers retain 30%—that means publishers receive only $9.09. Publishers were willing to accept the lower profits because they felt the new arrangement preserved the value of books and encouraged other retailers to enter the e-book market.

Indeed, the new arrangement means guaranteed profits on best-selling titles for retailers like Barnes & Noble Inc., which today claims about 27% of the digital books market, as well as Amazon.

Even so, Amazon warns the arrangement has slowed the growth of the e-book market. Russell Grandinetti, Amazon’s vice president of Kindle Content, says the growth rate in dollar terms for publishers using the traditional wholesale model that allows discounting is significantly higher than that of publishers that don’t allow discounting.

Mike Shatzkin, chief executive of Idea Logical Co., a New York-based publishing consultancy, says that he expects e-books will account for 30% to 35% of all revenue for the country’s largest publishers by the end of 2012. That growth may also reflect wider penetration of e-readers in the population. James McQuivey, an analyst at Forrester Research, estimates that at least 20 million U.S. households will own a dedicated e-reader, like a Kindle or Nook, by year-end—compared with just over 10 million last year. Another 17 million tablets will be sold here this year, up from 7.6 million last year, the Yankee Group says.

Publishers believe that e-books are priced correctly and say consumers have shown that they are willing to pay $12.99 for a digital best seller.

“What that tells me is that there has been a change in the understanding of the value of a digital book, and that a digital book has advantages over a physical book in some cases,” says Maja Thomas, a senior vice president of Hachette Digital. “It’s instantaneous, it’s portable, it’s minimal in terms of storage, and it can be retrieved from all kinds of places and devices. It’s also searchable, and it’s easy to take notes and retrieve them.”

Other publishing executives acknowledge price is an issue. John Makinson, chief executive of Penguin Group, says Penguin has seen some price resistance at the higher end, such as the $18.99 that it charges for the digital edition of Mr. Follett’s “Fall of Giants.”

“Some of the issue is that digital customers can’t see how large the book actually is,” he says.

Mr. Makinson agrees that lower prices result in higher unit sales. But he says the revenue generated by those increased sales doesn’t make up for the lost revenue from sales at higher prices. Lower pricing also negatively affects income for authors dependent on royalty payments, he says.

Lorraine Shanley, a publishing industry consultant, says higher digital-book prices may lead some consumers to try self-published works. “If you really want a book, you’ll pay the $12.99 or $14.99,” she says. “But price is definitely an issue for consumers. At some point, they may say they’re willing to try a generic $2.99 mystery that has five stars from readers.”

Write to Jeffrey A. Trachtenberg at jeffrey.trachtenberg@wsj.com

Christmas Miracle

I moped. I complained. I ransacked. I gave up all hope. 72 hours and no word? The outlook was looking bleak. And then, like a TV episode of Hannah Montana, I found it, my Kindle, resting in a slim zippered pocket of a purse inside my closet. Just like that. 

What I didn’t know was that during those 72 hours of moping, complaining and ransacking, my family had taken the matter into their own hands. A few clicks on my brother’s Mac Book Pro, and wam bam thank you ma’am, I’ve got a Kindle Touch in my hands on my birthday. 

What am I going to do with TWO Kindles? I’ll find a way to cope…

I love my family.